CONTACT
Since I don't have a receptionist who manages the phone, it is usually best to TEXT or EMAIL me for information and booking requests. Please include your: Name, Age, Height, if you are a Local or Visitor, Date and Time, and Length of the requested appointment time, how you found me, and maybe something interesting about yourself since you already know a little bit about me.
Keep in mind that not only does my calendar fill up quickly, and as such, I am selective with whom I spend time with, but I also have a Master's in Psych, so how you write reveals more about our mutual compatibility than even a picture. :-)
You never Get a 2nd Chance to Make a 1st Impression
Lewd language is probably about as successful of an approach as wearing cut-off shorts and flip-flops to a 5 Star Restaurant. :-)
If your initial text says "Hey" or "Hi" and nothing else, I will assume you are on the Telegram Texting Plan and are being charged by the word. So I will either not respond, or respond with a text the length of War & Peace that has just as much substance as your text. Which one occurs depends on the mood I happen to be in when I read your message.
If your initial text says "How R U" and nothing else of substance, upon the advice of my lawyer, I abstain from answering that question.