Since I am not always near my phone, it is usually best to TEXT or EMAIL me for information and booking requests. When you do so, please include your: Name, Age, Height, if you are a Local or Visitor, Date and Time and Length of the requested appointment time, how you found me, and maybe something interresting about yourself since you already know a little bit about me.
Keep in mind that not only does my calendar fill up quickly and as such I am selective with whom I spend time with, but I also have a Master's in Psych, so how you write reveals more about our mutual compatibility than even a picture. :-)
Lewd language therefore is probably about as succesful of an approach as wearing cut off shorts and flip flops to a 5 Star Restaurant . :-)